A novel idea: The Run Don't Count

Yes, we’re all about college football at TMG. But we’re also all about writing. So I want to mention that my novel about the 1908 Cubs, The Run Don’t Count, has just come out, in time for the final exciting grind of the baseball season.

RDC, ebook cover

It’s a fictional account of the Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance Cubs, who took advantage of Merkle’s Boner to snooker past the New York Giants for the National League pennant. Sept. 23 will mark the 110th anniversary of Merkle's misfortune.

It's told through the eyes of William Goetz, a batboy/confidant who becomes close to troubled National League president Harry Pulliam as well as the ballplayers.

Baseball had a very football-like feel to it in that era. Both were very physical games. Giants ace Christy Mathewson had been a standout football player at Bucknell; Cubs pitcher Orval Overall played football at Cal.

And baseball games in those days attracted the kind of crowds we are accustomed to seeing on college-football Saturdays: Raucous, emotional crowds that spilled onto the field after big games. In many cases, overflow crowds were permitted onto the field to watch—and inter-act with—the players. The passion of 1908 baseball fans had a lot in common with the passion of modern college-football fans.

Here’s an excerpt. The full book—in paperback or eBook formats—is available at Amazon Books. Prime shipping included!

Thanks for reading.


RDC, back cover

Here's the setup: After running into the work wagon of William Goetz, a teenaged carpenter’s son, while driving to the ballpark, Cubs manager Frank Chance brings the teenager to the team clubhouse so the Cubs’ trainer can look him over.

“So what do you think?” Chance said. “Most boys your age would be so thrilled to be in here, they’d be hopping around like an untrained puppy.”

“Not exactly fancy, is it?” I said. “With a little work, though, Dad and I could fix it up, I suppose.”

Chance laughed darkly.

“Well, Murphy ain’t paying for that,” he said. “And I ain’t, either.”

Murphy, I would learn, was Cubs owner Charles Webb Murphy. Or “Chubby Charlie,” as he was semi-affectionately known.

Chance led me past his Cubs – well, some of them, anyway. They bantered as they put on their uniforms. Some nodded at Frank. Others stared. Still others paid no attention at all.

We entered a small side room, which contained a leather-padded medical table, a couple of chairs and all kinds of boxes and equipment. A player was lying on his belly on the table while a man rubbed down his right shoulder.

“Hey, Bert,” Chance said to the masseuse. “Would you mind taking a look at this kid when you have a chance? He took a knock to the head. Probably nothin’. Just make sure.”

“Sure, Frank,” Bert said. “Have a seat, kid.”

When I looked closely at the player’s right arm dangling in the air, I realized his fingers were all mangled. The index finger was merely a stump. The middle finger was a crooked mass. The pinky was bent at half-staff. And the ring finger didn’t look right, either.

“What’s the matter?” the player said. “Never seen a hand that got on the wrong side of a feed-cutting machine?”

A round-faced man with a big smile, he said it gently, in an amusing way.

“I’m Mordecai Brown. But you can call me Brownie,” he said. “Everybody else does.”

“Um, Billy Goetz. Nice to meet you. Sorry for staring.”

“It’s OK,” Brown said. “Everybody does. What happened to you?”

I told him about my run-in with manager Chance.

“Another one?” Brown said. “That’s our P.L.”

Brown smiled. He had a youthful face that beamed. He was just one of those sunny people.

That hand was a mess. When he was five, Brown, who grew up on a farm in southern Indiana, had put his hand into the blades of a feed chopper – just out of curiosity, or so the story went. Most of his right index finger was lost. His middle finger was permanently mangled. And his pinky was rendered useless by nerve damage.

A local doctor, who had seen much worse as a Civil War surgeon, patched up the hand as best he could. All in all, a decent job. But a few weeks later, while playing with a pet rabbit, Brown fell on the hand and did more damage. Afraid of the whupping he’d face, he didn’t tell his parents.

A brutalized hand like that would have consigned many people to a tough life in a rough-hewn region where men earned their keep by farming or mining. But Brown, who answered to the nickname of Miner after spending time in a coal mine as a teenager, rose above it. When not underground, he indulged in his love of baseball. Thanks to his grotesque hand, he developed a sinkerball that baffled hitters. His bread-and-butter pitch did not tax his arm like a fastball, either.

He also perfected his own exercise workout routine that gave him strength and stamina. It looked deceptively simple. Lie on your back, raise your ankles six inches off the ground. Pause. Raise your ankles to 45 degrees. Pause. Feet perpendicular. Pause. Lower your feet to face. Pause. Touch the floor with your feet. Pause. And then he would work his way back to the starting point, stopping again at each position. The pauses could go as high as a 13 count during spring training, when Brown was working himself into shape. Teammates would try to follow along. Few, if any, could keep up.

That conditioning, combined with the ease with which he threw many off-speed pitches, meant the 5-foot-10, 175-pound Brown could pitch and pitch – and that’s what he did. I looked it up later. From 1906 to 1911, he averaged nearly 25 wins a season, compiling a record of 148-55. Highlighted by his earned-run average of 1.04 in 1906, the third best in baseball history, Brown posted an ERA below 2.00 each season from 1906 to 1910.

Through it all, Brown remained down-to-earth and pleasant – and avoided so many of the problems that afflicted simple ballplayers confronted by the often-wild ride of major-league baseball in those early days. He and his wife never had any children. Maybe that’s why he was especially friendly and outgoing with youngsters.

When the trainer was finished working on Brown, the pitcher eased off the table.

“All right, Brownie,” the trainer said. “Give us a good one today.”

“Hop up here, son,” the man said. “My name is Bert Semmens. Let’s see how you’re doing.”

Bert then helped me sit up on the table. He slowly took a look at my head, kneading and probing for a few minutes. I winced a couple of times when he poked around the bump.

Chance peeked in.

“I would advise against any more blows to the head for a while,” the trainer said. “Outside of that, nothing wrong.”

“Would it be all right if he put on a uniform and helped out the batboy?” Chance said, then looked at me. “Would that interest you?”

I nodded vigorously. You didn’t have to be a wide-eyed baseball kid to be fascinated by what was going on here. Looking back, I suspect that Chance was more comfortable with me because I wasn’t in awe of him or his Cubs.

Brown squeezed back into the room for a moment.

“Frank!” the pitcher said. “What the hell? You’re not supposed to be driving a car in the city. Your wife asked. We asked. The judge asked. You bump into stuff. Where’s your chauffeur?”

“Death in the family,” Chance said. “Out of town. Just a few days.”

“Well, be careful, Frank,” Brown said. “until he gets back.”